I need a creative word-smith who can turn ordinary updates into share-worthy Facebook posts that make people laugh while still nudging them toward my offer. The brief is simple: write social-media copy exclusively for Facebook, and keep the tone light, witty, and unmistakably humorous. Here’s exactly what I’m after: • A first batch of 10 standalone posts (text only) that each run 40–60 words. • Every post must open with an attention-grabbing hook, land one clear joke or playful twist, and close with a soft call-to-action that feels natural—no hard sells. • Copy must be fresh, original, and tailored to my brand voice (background materials provided once we start). • Deliver in a single Google Doc, ready for me to copy-paste into Facebook. Acceptance criteria: all ten posts meet the word count, keep the humor tasteful, avoid clichés, and pass a plagiarism check. If we hit those marks, I’ll happily commission more.