I'm looking for a humorous retirement poem for a colleague. The poem should be light-hearted and funny, capturing the essence of their retirement in a witty way. Requirements: - Humorous tone - 1-2 stanzas in length - Creative and witty wordplay - Ability to capture the colleague's personality and work life humorously Ideal skills and experience: - Experience in writing humorous poetry - Ability to write concisely in 1-2 stanzas - Understanding of workplace dynamics and retirement themes Please provide samples of similar work.