My satire site is almost ready for launch, but it needs words—sharp, funny, original words. I’m looking for freelance writers who can jump in right away and populate the platform with: mock-news pieces, playful blog posts, and tongue-in-cheek product descriptions. You’ll need a range of copy -lighthearted and silly, sarcastic and edgy, and/or a dry, blink-and-you-miss-it subtlety will hit the mark. Topics I care about most are current events, tech reviews, and lifestyle or culture—but if you have a brilliantly absurd angle on anything else, pitch it. “Anything is fair game” truly applies here. We’ll work article by article: send a headline or concept, I’ll green-light it, then you deliver polished copy that’s ready to publish. A quick, clean hand-off keeps us moving. Deliverables • 500–800 word satirical piece per assignment • Catchy headline + one-line meta description • Royalty-free hero image and alt text (when relevant) • Final draft pasted into the CMS (WordPress/Ghost access provided) Every submission must be original, pass a plagiarism check, and land the joke. If you can switch voices on demand and meet agreed deadlines, let’s collaborate and give this site a punchy debut.