I have a batch of AI-generated product descriptions for a line of home goods that read passably but still feel mechanical. I need each one rewritten so the copy sounds unmistakably human—lively, exciting, and persuasive—while preserving every factual detail about size, materials, care instructions, and unique selling points. Your rewrite must: • Flow naturally from headline to closing call-to-action. • Carry an upbeat, energetic tone that makes readers imagine the product in their own home. • Pass common AI-detection checks (Originality.ai, GPTZero, etc.) without losing coherence. I’ll supply the raw text in a Google Doc. You return the polished version in the same file, with tracked changes left on so I can review every edit quickly. Fast turnaround is important; once I share the doc I’d like the finished copy back within 24 hours. If you’re meticulous about word choice, comfortable adjusting rhythm and sentence variety, and confident your rewriting can fool both algorithms and human readers, let’s get started straight away.